Klew’s
Laws of Ethodynamics

The sum of all happiness and sadness in the world is net zero

First Law of Ethodynamics:  Happiness cannot be created or destroyed.  That is to say, happiness can be given and received but must always be transferred from another source.  This law also states that what happens in a large-scale system is mimicked the in small-scale systems that comprise it, so that if no happiness is gained or lost in the entire world, then in personal relationships, happiness cannot enter or exit unless transferred from a participant or as described by the Second Law of Ethodynamics.

Second Law of Ethodynamics:  Happiness cannot be transferred at 100% efficiency.  The original bearer of the happiness cannot convey all of his or her happiness to the recipient in a happiness exchange.  There is always a loss of happiness during transfer, which is expelled as “free-form happiness” or “thermal happiness.”  Since so many happiness exchanges occur, and so much extra happiness can be available, it is safe to assume that there is a large amount of free-form happiness accessible but unused.     

Third Law of Ethodynamics:  Happiness can never equal absolute zero.  Therefore, the happiness of a body cannot be reduced by any approach to nothing—it must always possess trace amounts of happiness because it is impossible to completely stop happiness transfer.  This is due to that fact that “happiness entropy,” or randomness, can never be eliminated from a system.  

It may seem that as the world becomes more populated, the amount of happiness per person proportionately decreases.  This may be logical when population is increasing exponentially, but in the alternative case the laws appear to catch a considerable snafu.  Let us use one of Albert Einstein’s best-loved mental problem-solving methods: the hypothetical experiment.  I will set up an imaginary situation: there is one man left on the entire earth.  Is he as happy as six billion of us?  Of course not—he probably wants to die.  So then, the laws seem to falter, no?  No—we cannot be so selfish that we limit our concept of happiness to the human race alone.  I have certainly encountered happy cats and dogs.  I have even seen happy houseplants.  So when happiness is recognized as a trait of all life, the laws hold true.  The lone man is unhappy, but the earth is very happy to be rid of the rest of us.   
The Laws of Ethodynamics are in fact scientifically sound: the “theories” (soon to be adopted as fact) are based on my first-hand research, mainly watching other people be happy and being happy myself.
Remember: happiness optimization is possible.  Just utilize all available free-form happiness and transfer it with minimal loss to others, thereby absorbing the resulting transfer loss yourself.
If you feel that anything concerning the Laws or their implications is inaccurate, or if you would like to expand on any of the above theorizing, please contact Klew1013.